redfezdoc: glee-is-everything: prittsy: want to hear a good joke? darren was just supposed to be a guest star. #and now it’s blee
lovemehluke: high five to us blogs that don’t get any messages
I look at my body and skin and just feel disgusted...
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
smathmouth: seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did
sheskachan: eleanorjanestyle: i’ve got 99 problems and they’re all due monday of last week
goddammitfenton: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
permanentlyhiddlestoned: phoenix: sakibatch: one day benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston are gonna win all of the oscars and theyre gonna be like “oh bless you but i cant take all of these here give them to the nominees yes bless you im so sorry” And that was how Leonardo DiCaprio finally got an Oscar. I just spit water all over my desk.
smilingemoticon: msjewbooty: TURN ONS: HAVING A SKELETON
conchfishscates: ‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’ yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE
joggingdead: when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you
w0rthlessbitch: i just want a hug and someone to tell me everything is gonna be okay
rawrsexydinosaur: I think I’m forever doomed to be fat & unattractive
rnikedirnt: rnikedirnt: my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’ i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous
Reblog this if you like Harry Potter. No...
nicodidevilo: OH MY GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE
poisonedmidnight: vashappeningurlies: butthurtbandboys: why does everyone think one direction fans listen to only one direction and no other music why does everyone think one direction fans listen to one direction because we actually don’t though